Oldrocker wears odd socks. Extremely odd socks.
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Tursiops puts the custards in custard creams. At least he tells people it's custard! 
Will Cam was bound over to keep the peace after he was repeatedly caught flashing oncoming drivers to warn them of speed traps - without using his headlamps...
In a change to the advertised programme tonights 10 o'clock news will be read by Playfull in a mankini whilst playing the mouth organ.
Roscoff does not own a computer and has never heard of the internet...
Playfull laughs like a cow having an orgasm.
Will gave the cow the orgasm
Quote: sootyj @ 6th December 2013, 3:50 PM GMTWill gave the cow the orgasm
And Sooty the zebra...David Attenborough would turn in his grave if he was dead.
Gordon Bennett comes from one of the oldest, wealthiest and most influential families in Switzerland. So much so, that the number of his Swiss bank account is 0000000001
Playfull answers every single question with the reply
"I know you are, but what am I ?"
Steve Sunshine invented the word 'definitely' and has made a small fortune licencing its use by premiership footballers in post match interviews...
playfull has no body hair. He does however have pubic feathers.
Tursi is quickly writing a Nelson Mandela tribute song hoping he can release it before Usher, Bono or Wyclef Jean...those cash grabbing, attention seeking bastards!
Quote: playfull @ 6th December 2013, 4:09 PM GMTGordon Bennett comes from one of the oldest, wealthiest and most influential families in Switzerland. So much so, that the number of his Swiss bank account is 0000000001
To be frank, I don't have many franks..er...francs.
Gordon Bennett has a tattoo of Ronnie Barker on his foreskin, and he can't wait for you to ask to see it!
Be careful if Beaky offers to show you his 'private eye' - he's not referring to the satirical magazine...