British Comedy Guide

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Playfull sleeps in a hammock made from the souls of dead baby elephants.

Will Cam once saw a picture of a naked lady, he didnt much like it

Sooty once kissed a zebra and he liked it...

Gordon loves snows so much that he digs up several tonnes of it every year to keep in storage; dehydrated, of course.

Nogget always smells faintly of vegetable cuppa soup because he uses it as bath salt.

Harridan once had an article she submitted to Nuts turned down for being 'far too politically incorrect'.

Laughing out loud
Nogget has plastered his walls with sticky fly paper in an attempt to show off his spiderman skills to his dates.

During the 1939-1945 World conflict Harridan was Eva Braun's stunt double.

Roscoff wears glasses. For a laff.

Tuumble's CB handle was 'Tribble'...

playfull's dog has no nose, but failing to recognise the potential for hilarity, he insists on bathing it regularly.

Tursiops actually made his wife go to Jamaica...

playfull is full of play-doh

Tuumble thinks there's a w in his name.

Nogget likes to let milk go off so that he can slice it and have it on sandwiches.

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