British Comedy Guide

Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 175

sootyj is about to audition for the part of second serving wench in The Globe's production of The Student Prince.

Old Rocker can't hold his drink, as his glass is slippery

Will Cam Oldrocker sootyj Oldrocker sootyj is the lovechild of Joyce Grenfell and a West Indian stevedore.

Quote: Tursiops @ 29th November 2013, 12:02 AM GMT

Will Cam Oldrocker sootyj Oldrocker sootyj is the lovechild of Joyce Grenfell and a West Indian stevedore.

Laughing out loud

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Old Rocker once lost a fight with a tin of beans

sootyj once snogged Esther Rantzen in Jimmy Saville's dressing room.

Oldrocker wrote most of Margaret thatcher's speeches. His most famous being the 'Lady's not for gurning' speech.

Playfull keeps a pet okapi called Nigel.

Tursiops is proud of his collection of Nolan Sister LPs, which he keeps in a custom-built shamrock-shaped shrine.

Nogget was the original inspiration for 'Bystander Number 3' in Love Actually

Harridan has a painful fallen arch. It fell on her while she was sleeping under it.

Tursiops has carefully cropped his profile picture so that no one can see that he really has the head of a dolphin and the legs of Barbara Cartland in a sequined handbag.

Having spent her early years working on the family fairground shooting stall 'fixing' the rifle sights Harridan developed an unfortunate inability to look in the correct direction - resulting in her never having been able to actually read a book.

Playfull lacks loudspeakers at home, but has constructed a decent hi-fi system by wiring up a pair of basking sharks.

Which is ironic as Nogget in Etruscan (my first language) means 'sings with fish'

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