Roscoff only has two jumpers.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 171
Graham Bandage is actually allergic to most bandages. And work.
Although it looks like Ben is drinking in his photo, he is in fact trying to remove the glass from his face, because he accidentally drank from a cup of glue, thinking it was merely horse semen.
Nogget is the love child of Hylda Baker and Ken Dodd.
Beaky is a bullfighter
Not in the traditional Spanish sense
He just runs up to them in fields and kicks them in the knackers
Ole!
Lofthouse irons his socks after he wears them and posts them individually to Maggie Smith.
Harridan stole Pooh bears trousers
When Harridan saw that Graham Bandage had posted, she did a little wee in her pants.
sootyj contracted Harridan to steal Pooh bear's trousers
Sooty is not at all annoying when he speed posts just before you.
(Oh dear, it's all gone wrong)
zooo is brilliant at this game.
As am I, apparently.
I am not going to kill Nil in his face.
Harridan woke the bear up in the John Lewis advert not the rabbit
Nils gave radio head the bends when he took them scuba diving
Zooo is a spy for the white witch
Quote: zooo @ 20th November 2013, 10:24 PM GMTI am not going to kill Nil in his face.
