Chipolata has chocolate chips in his pocket and throws them at members on the British Sitcom Guide.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 166
.....it's like shooting fish in a barrel....
Lives under a bridge over a canal with his troll wife
They have two troll children
Gunther and Fubar
Yesterday Lofthouse gave someone a Heimlich manoeuvre in a restaurant
They weren't choking he just didn't like them very much.
went to the shop and give someone a hard piece of chewing gum.
David Smith is a "train whisperer".
Gordon is a Ofah hogger.
Quote: David Smith @ June 30 2013, 3:40 PM BSTGordon is a gopher f**ker.
Hey David, there's no need for that!
Gordon invented the bra in 1981
It was an accident
He was designing a boiled egg hammock
Lofthouse believes his computer mouse is a real mouse and leaves it cheese to eat at night.
L.E stands for Lagered Ellie.
Nogget's never eaten a yoghurt.
Chipoloata was hired to write the strapline for the new Muller fruit corner range.
His 'Nogget's never eaten a yoghurt' wasn't really what the customer was after.
Read the terms of reference Chip!
Will Cam is up for election as Treasurer of the Guangzhou & District 'Spleen Casserole as a Starter' Society at next month's AGM
Stylee Tingting went on the Jeremy Kyle show and failed the lie detector test.