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Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 165

As you can see by the look of his avatar pic (which is actually a real portrait photo of him), Nigel is gets regularly casted as an extra in horror flicks. He appeared in films such as The Grudge, The Ring...and Not Another Horror Movie.

Gordon Bennett drove the hearse for Maggie's funeral.

Will Cam, this fascist Tory pig, is working on a serum to reanimate Maggie!

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Gordon Bennett thinks it's 1923.

L.E carries a fishing rod at all times because she likes the idea of having someones eye out.

Chipolata has a shoe horn for a cock. Luckily he has cocks for feet. Funny that.

Will Cam has three pets - a dog, a cat and a peeve.

The only thing that's big about Jack is his nickname.

Gordon Bennett had a dog
He thought it was a frog
He ate its legs with Chinese pegs
Then flushed it down the bog

HE f**kin well did!

Will Cam
Does not like
Green eggs and ham

Lofthouse is now the head of intelligence for the Isle of Mull. Or at least he will be, when he finds out where it is.

Will Cam can not revive this thread by making an unfounded claim about himself.......the dick!

Will Cam's real first name is Richard. So calling himself "Dick" (as he did in the post above this one) is not to be regarded as an self insult.

Whilst 'I could murder a piña colada' may seem innocent at first sweep, it was in fact the words that Jack the Ripper carved in to his victims with a Swiss Army Knife.

Where does Bennett fit in to all this? He got rid of the knife obviously.

Will Cam has oytster shells for knee caps and smells a bit fishy whenever he walks.

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