Brian Bickerstaffe absolutely hates rude words! When he's swearing it sounds like a Carpenters or John Denver song, only without the music.
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Gordon Bennett watches X-Factor when nobody is looking.
Bob Hicks invites his neighbours round for Jeremy Kyle booze/sex sessions.
dellas invented sperm
Brain Bickerstaffe has had All Wood Pro Floors fitted throughout, but only on the walls and ceiling.
Tursiops writes BBC3 sitcoms.
Nogget is the jerk who commissions Tursiops crappy sitcoms.
Gordon Bennett teaches table manners to voles.
(Every time I get here its Brian above me) Brian takes the voles off Gordons hands as once trained, they make great first date material.
And below you too boy...A is for Adam is the meat in my sandwich.....and he shouldn't forget it.
Brian Bickerstaffe can squeeze into an M&S size 8 little black dress.
Oldrocker can squeeze a little black dress into his size 8 S&M boot.
Tuumble can squeeze any coloured M and Ms in his little jap's eye.
And does....
Brian still hasn't returned my M&S size 8 little black dress to me.
Musky once ran for mayor of Peanut town. what an idiot, clearly he is more suited for a foreign affairs position in Cashew city.