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Quote: Booo @ August 2 2012, 10:28 PM BST
enegade Capak has got no arse
That is why He talks shit, and you repeat it Tuumble.
dellas has recently got her diploma in worm baiting.
The gold medals given to Team GB are in fact manufactured via the process of amalgamating most of Booo's bodily excrementations into a solid compound.
Surely the athletes' disgusted reactions when they nibble a corner of the medals in a Nadal-esque fashion during photo opportunities cannot have been missed by anyone?
Just you watch next time.....
Brian Bickerstaffe worked for 40 years on ITV's World of Sport as the white streak in Dickie Davies' hair.
Ps welcome to the gang BB
Brian Bickerstaffe worked for 40 years on ITV's World of Sport as the white streak in Dickie Davies' hair.
Ps welcome to the gang BB 
Will Cam has to get his new dentures polished, He has been over using them as pie-crimpers.
During a waning gibbous moon phase, and only then, dellas and friend spin the pubic hairs - collected from public lavatory cubicle floors - into an especially fine and precious yarn.
It's a mystical time as these two devotees busybody away throughout the night, in their pube lair, expertly mixing all shades and lengths of genital undergrowth - from flaming reds and flaxen blondes - through to mousey muffs and ebony blacks - and all others inbetween.
They then create cosy, snug bonnets for retired coal miners in order to help them keep out the punishing winter chills.
It is said that one gets used to the, slightly pungent, fishy smells and also the scratchy chin straps quite quickly actually.....
Brian Bickerstaffe has Chris Akabusi's laugh as his personal ringtone.
Renegade wears Sonic The Hedgehog pyjamas.
Booo's allegations, on www.BDSM.com, that popular TV funnyman Al Murray had actually blacked-up earlier tonight, in an effort to pass off as Chris Akabusi on BBC'c Olympic programme are totally unfounded - and also an insult to our great 400m athlete of the past.
Brian Bickerstaffe was banned from the Velodrome for sniffing the seats of the Team GB lady cyclists. He said his favourite scented saddle 'belongs to that bird who looks like Matt Lucas'.
On the relevant weekend in October, Renegade Carpark's Mum told him to turn his clock back, but he misheard and proceeded to coat his manhood with boot polish.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ August 6 2012, 11:06 PM BSTOn the relevant weekend in October, Renegade Carpark's Mum told him to turn his clock back, but he misheard and proceeded to coat his manhood with boot polish.
And 9 months later, Stylee Ting Ting was born. 