GallonOfAllan is the most notorious cat smuggler in Britain. He smuggles cats from ships coming from China into the hands of scatty ol' cat women for £50 per kitty.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 148
GallonOfAlan has sprung a leak. He's really more of a PintOfAlan at the moment, but he hopes no one notices.
Damn website outage!
Harridon likes walking around naked- she tried it late night at Tesco, but was sad no one noticed.
dellas boils her toenail clippings and then scatters them around her garden, claiming this aids her bugainvillea flower.
Booo has invented her own cat language and insists on having meow based conversations with her domestic felines - just like every other bonkers bloody cat owner. You lot really are bonkers.
Unfortunately, the only sound the cats really understand is the tin opener.
Renegade likes cats- especially minced in a curry.
dellas appears in the Guinness Book of Records for having the world's smallest knees. "They wouldn't look amiss on a bee" quipped Norris McWhirter at the official measuring, he was encouraged to retire shortly afterwards..
Nicky Liar has a wart. It's not his wart, it's that of a mysterious hobo character who lived on the Hereford bypass. Nicky is planning to use it as the centre piece of an exciting new international exhibition of bodily blemishes at the Tate Gallery.
Tuumble played "Nadtwist", the worst ever Bond villain, in the film "I Spy Dead"
Big Jack is a hobo that lives on the Hereford Bypass, he recently sold a wart to a handsome stranger belonging to Tuumble and bitterly regrets it
Mickey Lair cannot spell.
Big Jack keeps sitting on the website which is why it keeps going down.
Harridan has been secretly watching the Team GB Womens Beach Volleyball Team. When asked about Dampney, she replied that both knees were damp.
RC has spilt his cheese fondue on the site, which is the real reason it keeps going down.
(this was originally about Harridan but RC was quicker than me)
Quote: Booo @ August 2 2012, 10:16 PM BSTRC has spilt his cheese fondue on the site, which is the real reason it keeps going down.
Hey, all the girls love my cheesy dip. 
Booo has asked BCGers going to Edinburgh to bring her back a proper Scotch Egg, as the ones down here are infertile and she's been trying to hatch a Scotsman for months.