Booo has been trying to seduce the man who works at the fish counter at Tesco for months. Last week she had to be escorted out of the store after sprawling herself across the glass counter and singing "I'm Every Woman".
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 147
Harridan can do a Rubiks Cube in two weeks.
Or one if it's sunny.
Quote: Harridan @ August 1 2012, 12:29 AM BSTBooo has been trying to seduce the man who works at the fish counter at Tesco for months. Last week she had to be escorted out of the store after sprawling herself across the glass counter and singing "I'm Every Woman".
(if only)
Steve Sunshines's top 5 fetishes, number 1: having an oompa loompa slapping his face with a dead bat.
Booo has converted her back garden into a pet cemetary, hires child mourners and dresses up as a lady priest to perform funeral ceremonies for animals.
The neighbours are absolutely livid, mainly because most of the pets were still alive when they were buried.
Renegade Carpark has a secret My Little Pony collection. He likes to perform marriage ceremonies between the ponies and members of his Cindy doll collection.
Quote: Harridan @ August 1 2012, 12:25 PM BSTRenegade Carpark has a secret My Little Pony collection. He likes to perform marriage ceremonies between the ponies and members of his Cindy doll collection.
(it's Sindy not Cindy actually - oops!)
Busted!
RC is the founder member of the Fascinators Headgear Society and has been proudly wearing his latest creation:
edit: bum, not quick enough for this one, will leave it though.
Booo says she is from Portugal, but most people think she is from Poundland.
Renegade cp likes to trawl round London pubs pretending he has friends, he just sits at the periphery of groups and laughs loudly, mainly irritating people, but he goes home happy.
Quote: dellas @ August 1 2012, 2:14 PM BSTRenegade cp likes to trawl round London pubs pretending he has friends, he just sits at the periphery of groups and laughs loudly, mainly irritating people, but he goes home happy.
The truth hurts, it really does.
dellas refuses to use the changing booths at Top Shop in case the assistant sees her 'Born To Ride' lesbian biker tattoo.
Renegade Carpark has feathers where his nipples should be, almonds for testicles and a moonbar chankchugger for a pee pee.
Will Cam keeps Rose petals & polaroid pictures of bunny rabbits
in an empty KFC bargain bucket, in order to ward off evil spirits
Steve Sunshine collects sun rays. His favourite ray was captured on the 1st August 1986.
Brian Brane runs one of Europe's most successful bran operations.