Ishy has nits.
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Booo is jealous of Ishy's nits because she likes to use them as seasoning on her salads.
Harridan's neighbour is a keen model collector. She upset him recently when she gave him a present to thank him for looking after her tortoise whilst she went into town to have her hair cut. "No" he calmy said, "It's supposed to be a SHIP in a bottle"
Ishy is cutting back on shopping; He now uses lard for his stylish quiff.
It's not true that Debbie does dellas.
Stylee TingTing runs a chain of pilchard and suet based curry restaurants.
Tuumble will be teaming up with Tom Daley, Colin Jackson and other Olympians who I suspect are well dodge to form the Olympic Village People.
Their first single will be a tribute to recently deceased Beastie Boy Adam Yauch entitled 'Y No MCA?'.
Renegade Carpark is actually a poorly signed cycle shed.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the Brian Brane,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Big Jack's designer man-bag still has the 'Pizza Hut' label on the front.
RC enjoys dying his hair, and has colour co-ordinated the curly hair under his arms with the pubic hair of his vagina.
Nogget and his 'hard gang' like to hang about outside the local McDonalds in their counterfeit Kappa tracksuits, calling themselves the 'East Broadway Massive', however most people in the area just refer to them as the 'Pound Menu Bitches'.
After a hard day's work at Poundland, Renegade Carpark likes to slip into a tie-dye cheesecloth kaftan and loon pants.
When I were a lad if the local bobby caught you scrumping apples he'd clip you around the ear. When I told me mam and dad they would clip me around the ear as well. Stylee Ting Ting would tell his mum and she would hoof him in the testicles.....lucky bastard.
Will Cam mugged an old lady for her set of false teeth, which he wears on Thursdays.
The rest of the week he goes toothless on a diet of porridge and puréed fruit.