Harridan dresses for the Supermarket in her usual Overcoat and wellies, she sometimes 'over does it' by wearing lipstick; she thinks that will make her look 'Sophisticated'.
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Quote: Harridan @ July 17 2012, 9:14 AM BST
The above is an actual representation of Harridan's face.
Bill Jaguar is knelt on his dining room table with a hosepipe thinking, "Surely there must be more to life than rectal clensing"
Tuumble would like to be Tony Blackburn and work for radio1 !
Dellas used a blow dart to impregnate Deirdre Barlow with bear sperm. At least he would have if he hadn't sucked instead of blew.
(forget mine Cams is better)
Will Cam usually gets his shopping from 'Pound Land', today He is splashing out and trying 'B@Ms'- He believes in some luxury every 'Preston Guild'.
dellas has a conjoined twin that she hasn't spoken to since the 'cut here' tattoo incident.
Despite what he* implies with his name, Nicky Liar is not really a liar, that's actually a complete lie.
*or she
Nogget can be seen in the Turbine Hall at the Tate Modern force feeding Nando's Macho Peas to a seagull in the name of performance art.
Nogget's life size Tom Daley cardboard cut out takes pride of place in his hostel.
Renegade Carpark is in the 100m wank and the mums bra sniff at his godson's school, St Swallowcums.
Will Cam is short for his height, but he always does his best to measure-up. I've heard on the rapevine that he's been included in the UK Olimprick 100m re-lay team. Butt can you truss the roomers?
Stephen has bribed the Oxford Dictionary so that his face pops up under the word Birch.
Never go electric toothbrush shopping with L.E., you will die of embarrassment.
'It says Oral B on the box...oral!' 