Will Cam is a Jehova's Witness Thelemite.
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Stylee TingTing is a theodolite. With a very odd shaped party hat top of it.
Bill Jaguar licks sticks, flicks chicks and wears women's panties.
Will Cam wishes that Bill Jaguar wore women's panties.
Stylee eats women's panties after Will Cam has finished with them.
Will Cam wishes that Stylee ate women's panties after Will Cam had finished with those that Bill Jaguar was wearing.
Stylee TingTing was voted most eligible everything by Vague magazine.
Steve Sunshine moonlights as the Prime Minister's underwear chooser. His aim in life is to see David Cameron in a leopard print thong.
Harridan does NOT have the ability to put very disturbing images in people's minds...
Tuumble is secretly in love with ham.
Brian Brane sleeps in the graves of dead children.
Will Cam is a big fan of One Direction and has a poster of them on his bedroom wall.
Oldrocker was once Ricky Gervais' hidden writing partner. After realising Gervais' was going to "take it seriously", Oldrocker jumped ship. The rest, as many say, is utter dross.
Bill Jaguar used to be called Bill Ford until he got ideas above his station.
Oldrockers motto is:
There's nothimg that can't be solved by a cuddle.