Dellas was court marshalled from the army for taking inappropriate action against a squirrel
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James Hunter was German until the age of seven.
RobH is busy getting his friends a Christmas present from 'Poundstretchers'
Finishing last in a carrot knitting competition would deter the hardiest mung-juggler. Not so Dellas. Tears of a fool yes, but delaying tactics? I think not. Oh to opine with a clear mind, and to hold the hands of despair and regret whilst lamenting and almost celebrating in equal (at least to the French) measures. She'll learn with the Devil's knock that one.
Will once had a experience he refuses to talk about involving a Neil Diamond cd and a adolescence raccoon
James has never got over meeting Sooty in real life.
Dellas had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as sperm
And when she got the KY out
The lamb would start to squirm
Will Cam attends Nazi stag parties dressed as Aaron Brown.
Roscoff joins him dressed as Eva Zooo. He tucks his penile stump between his legs to facilitate the dildo pants he wears.
Will has a willy so small that no amount of tablets will enlarge, he believes he can become Superman , no chance.
dellas wears a hessian sack to go shopping and is known Sack Lady at the local ASDA.
Quote: dellas @ December 18 2011, 10:52 AM GMTJames has never got over meeting Sooty in real life.
I wish that was true 
Chipolata was actually the person who let the dogs out
James Hunter's last name is a spelling mistake. He also loves onions covered in mystery.
Bill Jaguar bought all of Jimmy Saville's shares in Boxing day.
Will Cam spent Christmas day smeared in gravy browning and wearing red speedoes, ignoring his family unless they referred to him as 'the Hoff'.