Roscoff teaches snails how to sing!
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Tim Fezziwegl doesn't realise that there is no such phrase as "Raping yourself out of ten"
Steve Sunshine is my half-brother. Mum likes me the best because Steve is always wearing her undies.
Will Cam is made out of crickets.
Tim Fezziwig's favourite part of his body is the mole he has on his right shoulder. So much so, he buys him a birthday present every year. Good ol' moley!
EllieJP is PJ Harvey on a bender.
During the making of the 'Last Tango in Paris' the part of the butter was played by Tim Fezziwigl.
rocoff,when the Moon is full,can be seen on Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Chasing Badgers.
Walt beleves in using earwax instead of honey in his tea.
Tim Fezziwigl tried to sail The Atlantic in a Tea Caddy.Only to be scuppered, off the coast of Southern Ireland.
By a German U-boat.
When Walt looks in a mirror he sees Mickey Mouse.
Nigel kelly REALLY hates salamanders!
Tim Fessiwigl was the 5th member of JLS, but he had to leave due to the fact that he can only sing in a German accent
Steve Sunshine still wants his mummy to bake him a Thomas Tank choo choo cake every birthday. He blows out the candles in his TT slippers & PJ's then hides round the corner, puts his hands against the wall & shagS his Cuddly Thomas Tank in the rear.
Charley is Pudsey's fluffer