Ellie is really Christene Hamilton as seen through the eyes of a rapist.
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Will Cam is the ANTI-Christ Christ Christ!
Quote: EllieJP @ November 9 2011, 11:32 AM GMTGoose purposely glues his winnits on so Ellie has to spend extra long down there on Fridays.
Oh and typical - this was my 20000th post!
Mwhahaha! 
Tim Fezziwigl has a suit made out of lemon rind
Goose24 is as fat as a bass note.
Bill Jaguar is the Queen.
Each time Ellie farts an angel gets their wings.
Roscoff comes in three flavours. The fourth is untainted.
Big Jack is a sinner. You can catch him sinning on Tuesdays at £5 per person. This week; Lust gets a new name and he has assured me it is not Arthur.
Bill Jaguar answers the phone by saying "Yellow Banana, Purple Monkey."
EllieJP has more kneepads than shoes.
They said unfounded. 
Godot Taxis managed to make a jumper out of all his belly button fluff.
EllieJP reads Proust! And likes it!
Tim Fezziwigl rubs Deep Heat on his balls twelve times a day. He thinks it will make them grow, but it won't!
Quote: Will Cam @ November 12 2011, 7:00 PM GMTTim Fezziwigl rubs Deep Heat on his balls twelve times a day. He thinks it will make them grow, but it won't!
Bet it will make them Glow though.
walt is Britain's only Norman Wisdom impersonator and kiss-o-gram.