roscoff couldn't beeble blop the pil'y plog on Scumdays.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 123
Bill Jaguar has a wardrobe full of nun's hymens.
Will Cam once reached under my top and found an orange.
EllieJP loves to scream at windows, it is a relaxation technique.
Bill Jaguar was the nude model used for the 'Angel of the North'.
roscoff the boff,
Is an old Mancurian toff,
With a rather nasty cough,
All roscoff's life he has been a boff and a toff with a nasty cough,
Until one day in life, in a particular trough,
roscoff's cough finished him off.
Bill Jaguar has a part-time job as the family enclosure in Kidderminster Harriers Hoo Road stand
Tuumble won the World dumping championships 3 times in a row in the late Eighties.
Brian Brane has the job of being James Corden's girdle. As you can tell he isn't doing a great job.
Bill Jaguar thinks he's all that just because he's got a name with a wild animal in it
Goose24 is jealous because he has an inferior animal in his name.
Bill Jaguar misunderstood Movember and thought the moustache was for your nether regions. He now had a nicely turned out and trimmed curly moustache (that he waxes every day when he gets out of the shower) along with an impressive set of mutton chops
Goose has winnits... they just won't let go.
EllieJP volunteers every Friday afternoon to help me clean them up
Goose purposely glues his winnits on so Ellie has to spend extra long down there on Fridays.
Oh and typical - this was my 20000th post!