British Comedy Guide

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Bill Jaguar's real name is Bill Volvo

Kevin likes Sacred cheese!

Tim Fezziwigl is walks like a Roman with a bike up his bottom.

Bill Jaguar likes burnt popcorn

Tim Fezziwigl is the world's most ruthless local butcher. He savagely drinks his tea in the morning before violently opening his shop.

Bill Jaguar puts burnt toast and his ears and yells"Mommy please I need some jam to go with my toast"

Tim Fezziwigl is prejudiced against woodlice.

Joe loves dusty cats that sing American Pie in the rain!

Tim Fezziwigl is an Arab-man in New York.

Bill Jaguar likes to eat twine!Lots of it!

Tom Fezziwag is a sock=bloody-puppet.

Dellas can't use a mobile phone.

EllieJP has designed a 400 piece Royal Doulton dinner service in cobalt blue especially for the three-legged rhino market. Sales are slow.

Tuumble is a pro rassler on weekends.

Tim Fezziwigl's left ear lobe looks like a naked Nancy Reagan.

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