Tuumble is the charismatic half-brother of David Cameron.
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The Bill Jaguar years are the darkest period of the Roman Empire. It is said many at the time prayed for "returnus Caligula: ballis in vice, but muchi funnierenses"
Big Jack has a complex so complex that it is simple. He is mental.
Bill Jaguar insists that Pi Is 21/7.
What a mathmong!
Will Cam believes that political correctness has gone mad. 
Bill bloody Jaguar comes out in the day time as well as night.
Big Jack sleeps at approximately 263.7 degrees relative to reality.
Bill Jaguar cleans his matchsticks with his fingernails.
Big Jack once punched a child in the face and as a result a fairy in the west end triped up a step with laughter.
Bill Jaguar is watching MUTV in pink satin panties.
Tuumble is Lady Gaga's fluffer
Big Jack is a puff of stuff without a chuff!
Dellas was the first woman to be convicted of driving under the influence of Mathew Kelly.
Will Cam was the first woman.
Bill Jaguar won the 100 metres drooling world championship in Finland.