A drunken clubber once mistakingly tried to inhale Charley up her nostril whilst in the bathrooms.
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Matthew Stott killed cock robin.
Timbo sometimes forgets he's not multi-millionaire music producer and popstar Timberland. This lead to a rather awkward meeting with Nelly Furtado.
Matthew Stott loves Doctor Who such much he's had his asshole finely tuned to make the TARDIS sound when he farts.
Nill lives by the WWBD? code. Before making any decision, he asks himself, 'What Would Bieber Do?' It never fails him.
Stott found out recently his right hand was actually the size of an elfs.
EllieJP steals books from her local library
The Cool Mikado is a member of The Cult. No, not a relegious cult but of 80s popsters The Cult who had a hit with She Sells Sanctuary in 1985. Cooly was on lead bin liner.
Tuumbles first name is Ruffan
Steve sucks cocks in hell!
Leevil is sailing to the moon right now.
Elliejp lives on a diet of moths, goat dung and pea soup, which she then regurgitates to use as a wall coating compound for the hostage pen she uses to imprison Mexican necrophiliacs.
Juan sends empty kitkat wrappers & abdominal exercise balls to Ethiopian children.
Charley Sticks Cornettos on Horses & tries to sell them as Unicorns to Harry Potter fans.
Steve Rapes Jam Dohnuts & tells them he will murder the custard dohnuts if they tell.