Big Jack was so popular that two syllables were named in his honour.
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When Bob Dylan wrote "How much is that doggy in the window?" it was Bill Jaguar who was pointing the gun at this head.
Big Jack and his dog and his cat and his horse and his wife and his kids,
Went to mow.........a meadow
Will Cam thows salt over his shoulder before every meal at a restaurant. He then turns around and tucks into a fellow diner.
Bill Jaguar owns Betty Turpin's labia majora. He bought it from eBay for £7
What a mug!
Dunno about you Will Cam but I wouldn't drink from it.
Will Cam once wrote a two day long opera which he managed to perform by himself in under 5 minutes.
Bill Jaguar is rubbish at Jenga. He just can't strike a balance.
Big Jack has corporate values and behaviours that sit at the heart of his organisation. The main two are rimming and felching.
I heard from a brick wall that Will Cam is as hard as.
Bill recently courted controversy when he maliciously used the Turin Shroud to clean out his Uncle's pigeon loft.
Bloody idiot.
lofthouse himself is no stranger to controversy as shown when he urinated on a WWII veteran.
When watching his flocks at night Bill Jaguar is sometimes tempted.
Big Jack is half dolphin and one quarter woman. The final quarter is a figment of his imagination.
Bill Jaguar aims for the stars, but actualy reaches Croyden.
Will Cam reached for the stars and ended up grabbing Katie Price's knockers.