Bill Jaguar writes in penguin
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Big Jack is a big posh sod that feeds chips to his donkeys
(sorry im watching AP atm and im not in a very imaginatvie mood)
LoftHouse has his own Time Machine. But to date he's only used it for forwarding past the adverts on his favourtite TV shows.
When Steve Sunshine first heard the music genre that is Blues, he was very disgusted, so much so he started his own musical genre. Using his minimal guitar skills and regurgitated bacon rind, the Greens became infamous all over the world but would never reach the heights of Blues. He currently resides in France, the only country that took to his music.
Bill Jag is half man half veg- a marrow perfectly designed to shove stuffed in the oven, delicious!
dellas always leaves the kids in a locked car, mainly because if they get out they will tell the police that dellas kidnapped them, but most particularly because she loses her next two meals.
Big Jaguar dunnit. But Miss Marple never knew.
Big Jack goes roundabout spotting in the amazon rainforest. No luck yet but he is sure he will find something.
Bill Jaguar goes Amazon rainforest spotting on a roundabout on the Aylesbury bypass. No luck yet but he is sure he will find something.
Tuumble goes Aylesbury spotting in a rainforest near the something bypass. He is yet to see anything, but he 'Amazon' (hammers on) regardless.
Bill Jaguar is the physical representation of the square root of minus one.
Brian Brane is the human analogy of Chris Moyles.
Bill Jaguar would if he could but he can't.
Big Jack wouldn't if he could even though he can except at 2 o'clock when he will not.
In the 80's Bill Jaguar follwed Thatcherism. In the 90's he was a Blairite. In 2011 he discovered Camoronics.