lofthouse successfully mated with a chimpanzee, however the chimpanzee won custody of the child.
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Bill Jaguar is bustin my balls.
Your busting my balls, Bill.
Quit bustin my balls.
I'm not the first person to bust lofthouse's balls. There have been so many it makes you wonder how many he has.
Bill Jaguar married Timoth Claypole in 1976. This was the direct cause of John Craven turning gay. Claypole was in the driving seat (if you know what I mean 
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Will Cam was recently pictured emering from a well known brothel with some cakes. No one knows what went on, but experts speculate that he said: "No thank you. But I will have those cakes."
Bill produced and conducted most of the music used on American pornoraphic movies in the 1970's
including his award winning masterpiece from the orgy scene in Backdoor Sluts volume 7
lofthouse is the foremost collector of pornography in the world, through legal and 'less-than-legal' means.
All of the unfounded claims that Bill Jaguar has made about other people on this thread, are actually truthful statements about himself.
404 lives in a house made out of those black, plastic bricks that they used to make you retrieve from the bottom of the swimming pool at school
Lofthouse invented jumping. He took his idea on Dragon's Den but Peter Jones stole it and sold it to kangaroos.
Will Cam paints his grass yellow.
roscoff includes the ground dead skin from his right foot as a not-so-secret ingredient in the family washing. His whites come up a treat.
I heard that Tuumble stole my computer 
When the winner was announced on Bill Jaguar's recent appearance on Channel 4's hit TV show 'Come Dine With Me', we saw the him finish in last place, with just (a record breaking) one measly point to his name.
Still, with pan-fried diseased rat to start, raw garden slugs in warm goats piss for mains, and a whack in the chops with a frying pan, then a boot in the bollocks for pudding (a random, under-the-table, stab in the pelvic region with a fireside poker for the ladies)- what the f**k did he expect?
The one point awarded? Well, that was from his mother - who sneaked on the show via an assumed name (but, ironically, had to reveal her real name on admittance to A and E for an emergency fireplace poker removal procedure)
Juan was the 7th man on the moon
When the cameras were off him he nipped into a deep crater for a cheeky one off the wrist