TopBanana is full of bad images, when he burps he is in direct violation of at least 5 different laws including littering.
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Bill Jaguar drives an unsmart car he made himself, it is a bicycle with plastic hood, tax free! he has forgotten to pay telly licence however so will face a hefty fine soon. He is a bit of a knob.
dellas once fine-tuned a piano. Strangely, when she finished she realised that all the strings were g. Then she realised that it wasn't the g strings of a piano she was fiddling with.
Bill recently upset the singer Joan Armatrading by sending her one of his most potent farts sealed in a plastic bottle in the post.
Lofthouse works in a cafe and adds cheese to the cheese burgers in direct comparison to the size of the customers breasts. Dirty f**ker ain't he.
Will Cam has teamed up with ruthless dragon, Duncan Bannatyne and jugged-eared Match of the Day host, Gary Lineker, to form a travelling Morris Dancing troupe, 'The Three Knob-ends', touring Britain this summer. Early indications regarding bookings are quite disappointing actually, with Sunday's Yeovil show failing to tempt anyone to attend. Still....early days!
Juan Kerr once lived in a box. He was the original inspiration behind the experiment of Schrodinger's cat. The cat put a man in a box and gassed him, when the cat opened the box and found the man lying lifeless, he miaowed: "Eureka!". Juan Kerr was then arrested for murder seeing as a cat couldn't have done it. The cat remains on the loose.
Bill Jaguar is always thrilled that Tuumble is ALWAYS the latest person to have posted in this goddam thread! 
Bill Jaguar doesn't mind, he likes to make things up. 
Tuumble can be used as a feather duster 180 days out of the year, however nobody ever uses him, after all who wants to dust a feather?
Bill once performed a Chinese burn on Pele's flacid weiner
lofthouse has an infected ear drum - his 72 date world tour with deaf percussionist Evelyn Glennie has therefore been cancelled.
Tuumble has done nothing wrong in his life, but unfortunately he has never been in the favour of the deity of his religion. As a result he shall be resurrected as an oven mit in his next life.
Mr Jaguar has won several anonymous awards for being the most entertaining comedian ever to have existed.
Brian Brane once walked the groin of infinity and then licked one of the groynes at Brighton. Or is it the other way around?
Laundry day in the Jaguar household took a turn for the worse this week when Mrs Jaguar, whilst sorting her whites from her colours, discovered a skid mark depicting the face of the Lord Jesus in husband Bill's M and S Y-fronts. Bill is convinced it's devine intervention, however, Mrs J isn't so sure - and puts it down to a rather potent Vindaloo, and a gallon of Guiness on Saturday night. Word soon spread through the neighbourhood and Bill wasnt slow to spot the business opportunity here and started to charge neighbours to view his soiled briefs. Not all were impressed however, with Mrs Wright from No42 saying that the offending defiled undergarment splodge actually resembled Shane Ritchie more than our Lord Jesus Christ.