If you've got a problem, and you can find her, maybe you can hire Dellas.
Duurrrr de duurrrrr du du derrrrrr.
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Big Jack is the sole owner of Hitler's lost testicle.
Bill Jaguar's tongue is currently orbiting the moons of Aldrin in Donald Trump's gold suite, surrounded by chanting Mumm-ra's
"You get A, in Biology.
You get A, in Psychology.
You're a whizz,
In your Science Class
in a Quiz, you're a Chinch to Pass,
but when you're out with me,
Baby, you get D, D in Love."
eQua has just completed his new book.
Its a sex manual entitled "How to shag right tasty lasses"
its available in all imaginary book shops.
lofthouse has an open sore under his left armpit that smells of passionfruit and egg.
Tuumble was once spelt with three u's right until the recession of 2008 resulted in a 33% deflation of u's. It's expected that within five years that the entire English language will collapse and Tuumble will no longer be able to afford to pronounced let a lone spelt.
Brian Brane once held his head out of the window of a spaceship for the entire length of space.
Bill Jaguar is responsible for giving his name to a TV show (The Bill) and an animal (a big fat pig)
His trouser turn-ups also stink of eggs.
Will Cam speaks fluent German, but due to his Geordie accent no German will ever understand him.
Bill Jaguar once got mistaken for DR Congo.
Percival Marsh's middle name is "Lostintha", very exotic if you ask me.
Bill Jaguar has an anus that is shaped like a lemon but surprisingly smells of a lime.
Wil Cam wears Star Wars underpants and pyjamas.
Top Bannana is Sue Pollard's fashion Advisor.
Wil Cam is Sue Pollard.