Charley is saving herself for the right vegetable...actually that might be true.
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Charley has a crush on Johnny Vegas' fatter uglier brother and loves to writhe about with him in a bathtub of rat puke.
Tuumble mows Joe Longthornes lawn every saturday morning in return for a private cabaret show afterwards.
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Juan covers himself in alphabet spagheti & makes Nat's dog lick it off. PS Mostly he covers his balls.
Its a huge tin too c!
Juan Kerr is the bastard lovechild of Bodil Joensen and one of her co-stars.
Timbo puts his pubes in Golden Virginia packs and sells them down the market.
Angiebaby has had her clitoris pierced - with a 6" coach bolt.
Timbo's CV is written completely in Rhyme.
His name is not Freve.
Leevil is a monkey's uncle.
Timbo own's the patent for invention the sneeze.
dannyjb1 runs a rest home for injured garden slugs - then uses them in bizare sex games with his postmans grandmother - Blanche.
Juan collects pubic crabs & sets them free down Southend Beach.
Charlie spends the 4th of June every year punching penguins at Londons Zoo.
Danny JB's stands for Just Barely.
sootyj has an increasing tendency to urinate in milk bottles and throw them at passing motorists in the High St of his home town.
He also f**ks baby pigs.
Juan Kerr has a terrible necrotizing skin disease that can only be relieved by hammering pickled eggs down his urethra with a rubber mallet, then strutting around, going "Bok bok bok".