TONY IS IN A MEETING ROOM ON HIS OWN WITH ONE OF THEM HANDS FREE CONFERENCE PHONES THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER.
TONY
Aah Carol are you ready for the meeting?...Carol?
OOV CAROL
Grr, oooh you blighter...grr, I've been eating prunes all day.
TONY
Carol?
OOV CAROL
Shut up Tony you tit you're making it go back in. Grr who's your daddy?
LOUD SPLASH
TONY
Fine Peter?
FX THE SOUND OF WAH WAH MUSIC TURNED LOW, AND WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A MAN VICIOUSLY SLAPPING A STEAK.
TONY
Peter is your phone working?
OOV CAROL
Put your cock done that's flipping sexual harrasment!
FX A SOUND OF SOMETHING SPLATTING ON A WALL FOLLOWED BY A SATISFIED EUURRRGGGHH
TONY
Moving on Bob? Are you there Bob?
BOB
Yeh I'm just taking the dog for a walk.
FX SOUND OF BOB GRUNTING AND PAINED YELPS FROM DOG GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER
BOB
Who's a bad dog, who's a bad bad dog.
TONY
Do you have to? We share an office you know
PULL BACK TO REVEAL TONY IS OPPOSITE BOB IN THE OFFICE, BOB IS FUCKING AN ENORMOUS ST BERNARD WHO'S FRONT PAWS ARE ON THE TABLE.