NICK CLEGG IS SITTING ON A WALL
DAVID CAMERON WALKS UP AND STARTS STROKING HIS HAIR, THEN TICKLING HIM UNDER THE CHIN.
NICK SMILES BEATIFICALLY UP AT HIM, EYES SHUT.
DAVID PICKS HIM UP BY THE SCRUFF OF HIS NECK AND DUMPS HIM IN A BIN
FX
Pathetic libdem scrathing comes from the bin.