A BLOOD SOAKED ARENA IN ANCIENT ROME THE GROUND IS SCATTERED WITH BITS OF BODY, BROKEN WEAPONS ETC.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA IS A TABLE COVERED IN WEAPONS OF FIENDISH DESIGN
A GATE IN THE LEFT WALL OPEN AND A GLADIATOR STAGGERS OUT.
HE IS A LITTLE NEBBISH, WITH A POT BELLY, AND THICK GLASSES.
OUT OF THE GATE IN THE RIGHT WALL COMES A BIG SCARY GLADIATOR.
BIG SCARY GLADIATOR PICKS UP 2 PARTICULARLY FIENDISH LOOKING SWORDS.
HE IS FOLLOWED BY A BAD ASS LION AND AN ANGRY ELEPHANT WITH BARBED WIRE ON IT'S TUSKS.
THE NEBBISH GLADIATOR PICKS UP A TELESCOPE AND A COCKTAIL STICK
HE LOOKS DOWN THE WRONG END OF THE TELESCOPE AND JABS FORWARD WITH HIS COCKTAIL STICK
SCENE2
WE SEE THE BIG SCARY GLADIATOR, LION AND ELEPHANT ARE SPEARED BY A 20 FOOT COCKTAIL STICK
THE NEBBISH GLADIATOR SMILES AT THEM
HE LOOKS DOWN THE WRONG END OF THE TELESCOPE AGAIN
SCENE3
NEBBISH GLADIATOR POPS COCKTAIL STICK IN HIS MOUTH AND CHEWS CONTENTEDLY
