i haven't done it yet but my plan is to tell a story, that way I only really need to remember what story I am telling, I have told them to my mates loads over the years and they actually happened to me. I think this will make it easier to remember than one liners ect. that said.. my mind may go blank. but my back-up plan is a shot gun.. if I 'die' (as they say) then I am taking every mother f**ker in the room with me
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 17 2011, 2:11 PM BST
Wrestling fans (and wrestlers) and football fans seem to have VERY little crossover, so they're hardly the best indicators.
but who do you want on u'r side in a fight? someone who can choke slam people through tables or someone who can kick a ball? this now leads me to think that football would be loads better if they made it a tables and chairs match, make those f**kers earn their money.
best football one liner joke ever..
I would never date footballers but of them all I think david seaman would be a keeper.
ok.. maybe not the best football one liner joke ever