INT. BAR - NIGHT.
A CHEESY BEAT PLAYS, AS SEXY YOUNG GIRL STANDS AT THE BAR TEXTING ON HER MOBILE.
V.O
Guys? Want to meet new hot girls in your area?
THE GIRL STARTS TO DANCE. AS A PHONE NUMBER APPEARS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN.
V.O
But don't want a middle man, like all those other so called dating services?
CUT TO:
INT. LABORATORY - DAY.
A SEXY YOUNG NURSE POORLY PRETENDS TO MIX CHEMICALS WITH EACH OTHER AND LOOKS INTO A MICROSCOPE, GIVING US A VIEW OF HER CRACKING ARSE.
V.O
Well we do cut out the middle man. We send the STD straight to you. Produced in our labs, we can guarantee you the hottest new STD's in your area.
THE NURSE TURNS AWAY FROM THE MICROSCOPE TO REVEAL HER FACE NOW COVERED IN HERPES. SHE STARTS TO DANCE SEDUCTIVELY.
V.O
So guys don't delay, call today.
END
Made me laugh 
