This is inspired by Paul's Claims4cash!
A chavvy couple get pelted with eggs.
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If your debts are breaking you, isn't it time you hatched a plan?
Cut to rear shot of woman frying an egg.
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At Consolid 8 you can put all your eggs in one basket.
As she serves herself a fried egg she turns to reveal ludicrous Mr T-like jewellery.
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Leaving you with a few dozen spare to please yourselves.
Cut to couple dressed as pearly kings and queens driving away in a Lexus.
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It's a cracking idea.
Still of Cosolid 8 logo.
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