Quote: Tim Walker @ October 4 2010, 7:27 PM BSTAll the writers' premises sound like they have good potential. Can't wait to see them packed with limp knob gags and relocated to Runcorn.
Tim if you really want to write comedy have you ever thought about other avenues that won't depress you so much. Sitcom is just bloody sitcom after all... it's ok... it's not. you know GREAT ART.
Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 10:44 PM BSTTim if you really want to write comedy have you ever thought about other avenues that won't depress you so much. Sitcom is just bloody sitcom after all... it's ok... it's not. you know GREAT ART.
I once started a fantastic thread saying just that and I was shot down. And I'm sure one of those with a rifle was one Marc P!
Quote: chipolata @ October 4 2010, 10:52 PM BSTI once started a fantastic thread saying just that and I was shot down. And I'm sure one of those with a rifle was one Marc P!
No you're not 
Quote: Marc P @ October 4 2010, 10:44 PM BSTTim if you really want to write comedy have you ever thought about other avenues that won't depress you so much. Sitcom is just bloody sitcom after all... it's ok... it's not. you know GREAT ART.
Well there's no need to get personal! 
Quote: chipolata @ October 4 2010, 10:52 PM BSTI once started a fantastic thread saying just that and I was shot down. And I'm sure one of those with a rifle was one Marc P!
He's a true politician, that Mr P. He sways with the prevailing wind...
And, Marc, for the record, I've just finished my first proper feature screenplay. A black comedy. So I shall soon be moving on from being apoplectic with rage about sitcoms I didn't write to, instead, being apoplectic with rage about movies I didn't write.
Er, I mean... 
Quote: swerytd @ September 27 2010, 3:16 PM BSTOh, it's not so much the writing -- it's the never-ending IT that's the real kick in the balls
Dan
Do I hear violins playing? I get up at six to paint peoples houses FFS.
So you're high all day. I have to buy my own drugs!
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ October 5 2010, 8:53 AM BSTSo you're high all day. I have to buy my own drugs!
Dan
I wish! They removed the juice from paint long ago, why I have to pay for drugs too. Thats why they call it the good old days 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 4 2010, 7:27 PM BSTAll the writers' premises sound like they have good potential. Can't wait to see them packed with limp knob gags and relocated to Runcorn.
And I thought no one had noticed our method. We'll have to switch to fart gags in Filey.
Quote: Micheal Jacob @ October 5 2010, 9:26 AM BSTAnd I thought no one had noticed our method. We'll have to switch to fart gags in Filey.
Thank you, Ronnie Barker!
The first holiday I remember was in Filey. I won a pinball machine in a plasticine competition.
I hope no-one's waiting for some sort of great punchline here...
Dan
I love Filey.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ October 5 2010, 10:03 AM BSTI love Filey.
Fileyphile!
Me, I'm a big fan of peas. You might say I'm a...
I heard you were gluten intolerant and love making all your own bread with chick pea flour?
And there for are a pea-dough-phile
I also understand you enjoy making Homer Simpson impersonations at the author of Bloodwork
And there fore are a Mark-P-doh!-phile.