Anyone else expecting A Level Results tomorrow? Page 8

I haven't got any kids, but if I did, I imagine I'd be extremely disappointed with their results and f**king batter them.

I mean, how dare they!

It must be awful to have a stupid kid. Or an ugly kid. Or a kid.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 24 2010, 1:45 PM BST

It must be awful to have a stupid kid. Or an ugly kid. Or a kid.

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I'd probably have had one of each. They'd have hated me and I'd have just used them for the social services money. We'd probably have ended up on some documentary on Channel Five.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 24 2010, 1:49 PM BST

I'd probably have had one of each. They'd have hated me and I'd have just used them for the social services money. We'd probably have ended up on some documentary on Channel Five.

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Have you been opening my mail again?

Quote: roscoff @ August 24 2010, 1:10 PM BST

Very proud dad today. 6 A's and 6 B's for Roscoff's youngest sprog. Will stop crowing now as it bore's the pants off people when someone talks about their kids all the time.

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I hope she understand's usage of apostrophe's better than you do Ro's.

Quote: roscoff @ August 24 2010, 3:00 PM BST

Have you been opening my mail again?

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Sorry, is that the job of your enslaved offspring?

Quote: Aaron @ August 24 2010, 3:13 PM BST

I hope she understand's usage of apostrophe's better than you do Ro's.

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Sometimes they just look better that way (and yes she probably does )