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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 10 2010, 11:10 PM BST

I had replica old style communicator, my brother worked on Star Trek the musical.

Tragically I think it got lost in a move

I had replica old style communicator, my brother worked on Star Trek the musical.

Tragically I think it got lost in a move

I think it caused a subspace time rift there.

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2010, 11:10 PM BST

But Kirk, well as a girl you probably just aren't able to understand.

Was it his thighs you liked best ? I bet it was.

Hmm now I think about it.

1 Garrack
2 O'Brian
3 Picard/Kirk
4 Spock/Data
109458 Keiko Obrian
324800 Mr Mott
87987987 Neelix
876857657576 Geordi

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2010, 11:12 PM BST

Was it his thighs you liked best ? I bet it was.

It was his cuban heels and great smooth tanned man chest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUcMvCjJ7SA

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2010, 11:12 PM BST

876857657576 Geordi

I WILL END YOU.

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2010, 11:13 PM BST

It was his cuban heels and great smooth tanned man chest.

Damn those cuban heals. Damn hot.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2010, 11:10 PM BST

If canaries is Klingon for KICKING ASS.

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

5 pages in under 2 hours?
Jesus Christ, you people are massive nerds.

:)

I packed my bags last night preflight.
All together now

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 10 2010, 11:15 PM BST

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

Yes I would like some sausage quicher and Haribos.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 10 2010, 11:15 PM BST

I packed my bags last night preflight.
All together now

I'm a rock. it. man.

:D

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2010, 11:15 PM BST

5 pages in under 2 hours?
Jesus Christ, you people are massive nerds.

:)

bIjatlh 'e' yImev!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2010, 11:16 PM BST

I'm a rock. it. man.

:D

I'm laughing just thinking about it.

William Shatners Roast is amazing if you haven't seen it

And K'a oo D'os
To Henman for the Klingon

Bless you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNZr7XTmmF4&feature=related

More evidence of why Trek doesn't need any boring girls.

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2010, 11:16 PM BST

Yes I would like some sausage quicher and Haribos.

Come on Soots. I thought you of all ridiculous nerds would know that means "Your Mother has a smooth forehead" in Klingon. It's the highest of all Klingon insults.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 10 2010, 11:18 PM BST

I'm laughing just thinking about shit and farts

Your humour is unsophisticated

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