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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 10 2010, 9:23 PM BST

Although the Next Generation was probably the best series of the franchise I still prefer the original series despite it's buggery constraints.

Paramount has made it clear that those restraints are entirely of your own choosing and have nothing to do Mr Shatner.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 10 2010, 9:23 PM BST

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I enjoyed Deep Space nine inches & Voyage up the chuff

Well I suppose it's a hobby.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 10 2010, 9:23 PM BST

My Movies have been of varying quality but the Star Trek the search for cock with Chris Pine was excellent.

As long as they do a couple more movies with the nudes and poo I'll be happy.

A man can dream Steve, a man can dream.
Loved you in the "voyage homo" though.

Voyager has a great hook. A starship stranded on the other side of the universe.

Quote: chipolata @ August 10 2010, 10:57 PM BST

Voyager has a great hook. A starship stranded on the other side of the universe.

Yes. Pity it was so dull, though.

Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2010, 10:56 PM BST

Paramount has made it clear that those restraints are entirely of your own choosing and have nothing to do Mr Shatner.

Well I suppose it's a hobby.

A man can dream Steve, a man can dream.
Loved you in the "voyage homo" though.

I Cannae take anymore Captain.

And they gave up on it halfway through and the other half of the universe looks just like the first half.

And hookers heurgh heurgh

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 10 2010, 10:58 PM BST

I Cannae take anymore Captain.

Dances around Sunshine's body glistening in the Vulcan sun farting Amok time.

Before collapsing in tears and demanding the right to face Federation justice.

Quote: Griff @ August 10 2010, 9:38 PM BST

The films are a mixture of good and bad, but the recent JJ Abrams one was absolutely awesome. More of that please.

Indeed it was. I have a replica tricorder fom the movie which gives me nerdgasms. This is it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zcdCNsN_NA&feature=related

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 10 2010, 10:57 PM BST

Yes. Pity it was so dull, though.

It had its moments. And a great creepy enemy that killed humans and transplanted their body parts (including faces) onto their own diseased bodies. I forget what they were called.

The Vidians they suffered from the Phage which was cured by the comission I think?

Vidians were excelent, scary, complex probably the best Trek villains of all time.

Which is why they were in about 6 stories. Unlike the f**king Kazon were those boring pseudo klingons really around for 2 or 3 seasons.
And the dull as f**k Voyager Borg.

Noshed off is an awful phrase.

Personal top 5 trek characters:

1. Geordi Laforge.
2. Jean Luc Picard.
3. Wharf.
4. Commander Riker.
5. Obi Wan Kenobi.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2010, 11:06 PM BST

Noshed off is an awful phrase.

Personal top 5 trek characters:

1. Geordi Laforge.
2. Jean Luc Picard.
3. Wharf.
4. Commander Riker.
5. Obi Wan Kenobi.

Sorry you seem to have misplaced Kirk and Picard from the top spot.

Easy mistake to make but please correct it.

I will fight you, too. I like Kirk, but he's not in my top 5. CONTROVERSIAL. Geordi Laforge is awesoe. Until he takes his ray-bans off. Eeeugh.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 10 2010, 11:06 PM BST

Noshed off is an awful phrase.

Personal top 5 trek characters:

1. Geordi Laforge.
2. Jean Luc Picard.
3. Wharf.
4. Commander Riker.
5. Obi Wan Kenobi.

Is your Wharf fond of canaries?

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 10 2010, 11:01 PM BST

Indeed it was. I have a replica tricorder fom the movie which gives me nerdgasms. This is it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zcdCNsN_NA&feature=related

I had replica old style communicator, my brother worked on Star Trek the musical.

Tragically I think it got lost in a move

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 10 2010, 11:09 PM BST

Is your Wharf fond of canaries?

If canaries is Klingon for KICKING ASS.

Geordi? He's no Scotty. He's just Data's frustrated wanna be main squeeze. If they'd ever let those 2 get it on.

But Kirk, well as a girl you probably just aren't able to understand.

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