CLOSE UP ON MAN'S FACE. HE LOOKS SERIOUS.
Man: I hate purity. I hate goodness. I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone corrupt.
CAMERA PANS OUT TO REVEAL TRUE SITUATION. THE MAN IS AT A DATING AGENCY COMPOSING AN AD WITH THE FEMALE CONSULTANT
Woman: Very poetic....but perhaps say a bit more about long walks and cuddles?
ENDS
Oh that is very very nice
Short and perfect
Hey thanks. There was some more stuff after it but I AXED it because the joke had been and gone.
I agree. Nice little quickie.
Any reference to 1984 should have the star in a Frankie Say T-Shirt. 
Seriously though, I like this lots.
Nice and well trimmed. I can't think about that line without thinking of "Faster" by the Manic Street Preachers. They needed some cuddles.
Has Richard Manic's pretensious, self wounded and untalented corpse turned up yet?
The band are so much better without him.
By his own admission, he couldn't play guitar.
And he was f**king terrible at shaving.
Good sketch.