Had such a blast writin' this alongside the opriginal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjsecrhJ3BY&feature=fvst) I wanted to post it! Feel free to say it's poo, I enjoyed it though!
SPACE ODD DITTY
NERD WITH GUITAR (sings to tune of 'Space Oddity', David Bowie)
Cheryl Cole's a right sex-bomb.
Megan Fox, she turns blokes on.
There's a lady who's far hornier than you.
(Ten) Beyoncé (Nine) is not the one (Eight),
(Seven, six) You think it's Jordan (Five), well you're wrong (Four).
(Three, two) There's a real babe (One) who makes me (Liftoff) run to the loo...
Carol Vorderman, you're Number One, you really are just great.
It's those dresses and that light make-up you wear.
Should I track you down on Facebook? I don't dare.
Carol Vorderman, I lose control, I watch you on 'Countdown',
And I'm gawping in a most peculiar way
And my nads feel very different today.
For there are you calculatin' maths probs, far above the nerds,
You're sexy and you're cute and you are in Mensa too.
(instrumental, he plays enraptured)
Gosh I love your nice face and your smile, I'm feeling quite enthralled,
But I'm sure your big brain knows which way to go.
Richard Whitely tries but don't even come close.
'Countdown' calls to Vorderman, this prob's real tough, don't get it wrong,
Can you hear me, Vorderman?
Can you solve it, don't take long?
Can you do it, Vorderman?
Can you...?
There are you stating the solution, Cripes you are so cool.
Clever folk is blue for there's nothing you can't do.
