MUQTADA JOHN LESLIE (MQJL), OSAMA BIN JOHN NOKES (OBJN) AND VALERIE SNGLETON.(VS)
ARE SITTING ON A SOFA WITH SHEP
GRAMS
The Blue Peter Theme.
MQJL
I'm Muqtada Bin John Leslie and I didn't rape anyone! Hello and welcome to Blue Jihad!
VS
Unless you're watching this in the UK. I'm Valerie Singleton!
MQJL
Your time will come infidels.
OBJN
And I'm Osama Bin John Nokes! Get down Shep you filthy beast.
OBJN SHOOTS SHEP.
VS
And later I'll be cooking up something surprising in the kitchen.
OBJN
Yes that uranium should be pretty surprising for the UN weapons inspectors.
MQJL
And I'll be in the sunken garden. Burning all the filthy bushes.
OBJN
They sound too much like unclean pubic hairs.
MQJL
But first of all with mother's days coming up soon. What will you be giving your mother this sunday?
OBJN
Stand up Valerie you can be mum.
VALERIE STANDS UP
VS
Ooh am I getting chocolate?
OBJN
No we're traditional.
VS
Is it roses?
OBJN
No we're traditonal.
VS
What's a traditional Iranian mother's day present?
OBJN+MQJL
Stoning!
OBJN+MQJL PELT VS WITH STONES WHO RUNS OFF.