British Comedy Guide

Cecil Cocksworth Quickie

INT. OFFICE DOOR READS 'CECIL COCKSWORTH ADVERTISING'.

CUT TO: INT. OFFICE

NINE MEN ARE SAT AT A TABLE CHATTING. CECIL COCKSWORTH IS AT THE TABLE'S HEAD. CECIL'S ASSISTANT (TONY), SITS TO HIS LEFT. THE OTHERS ARE IN OBVIOUS AWE OF CECIL. THE GROUP AWAIT THE ARRIVAL OF BOB.

BOB ENTERS THE ROOM

CECIL:Ah Bob. Late I see. Well, let's have it

BOB OPENS HIS BRIEF CASE AND VIOLENTLY THROWS A BASEBALL AT CECIL. IT HITS HIM SQUARE ON THE NOSE AND KNOCKS HIM OUT

TONY:For f**k's sake Bob - what was that?

BOB:My pitch

END

Laughing out loud Brilliant Jay.

Quote: Craig H @ August 3 2010, 10:55 AM BST

Laughing out loud Brilliant Jay.

cheers. Workin on summit 4 skit comp just now, will give u a gander at it if u have time? J

I thought it was a nice little quickie, but I was expecting a bit more from Cecil as his name was in the title.
So it disracted me from the point of the sketch a bit.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 5 2010, 10:33 PM BST

I thought it was a nice little quickie, but I was expecting a bit more from Cecil as his name was in the title.
So it disracted me from the point of the sketch a bit.

know what you mean steve. I gave it that name as 'cecil' may be a character I visit again

Nice gag.

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