TIGERS SIMBA AND MONTY ARE STALKING A DEER
SIMBA
Ok Monty the fools drinking from the watering hole. The fool's completely distracted.
MONTY
You go to the left I'v got the right.
BRIAN THE TIGER STORMS ON.
BRIAN
What the f**k do you 2 think you're doing?
SIMBA
Hunting oh look he's heard you.
MONTY
And now he's run off, Brian you are such a dick.
BRIAN
No I am not! I'm a traditionalist what the hell do you think you're doing hunting in packs?
SIMBA
Lions do.
BRIAN
Well we're not lions. Lazy bastards let their wives kill, before murdering their cubs and probably claiming the dole. They're the chavs of the apex feline predator world.
MONTY
Well they got a film about them. The Lion King and what did we get? A gay tiger selling breakfast cereal?
BRIAN
Tony is not gay!
SIMBA
Yeh well explain that cravatte and how come he's never take a mate?
BRIAN
He was probably busy.
MONTY
Don't care I want to be a lion. People loved Clarence the crossed lion I'm going to be Terrence the tourettes Tiger.
MONTY PUTS A TOILET MAT ON HIS HEAD
MONTY
Shitty cock wank.
SIMBA
Besides we're almost extinct.
BRIAN
But you can't sell out completeley and change who you are just to survive? Extinction is no excuse for changing your stripes.
ALL 3 HOLD UP SIGNS READING "Here comes the topical punchline."
ALL3 TOGETHER
We're tigers not Liberal Democrats
