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The price of poo Page 2

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2010, 8:31 PM BST

At Hammersmith station it's 50p!!!!

Just to do a tinkle!!!

Yes, but you're a woman.

They don't know if you're oneing it or twoing it !

Quote: Mannikin Bird @ July 30 2010, 9:34 PM BST

There's quite a posh shop in Birmingham where they charge £2, they have free loos on other floors for poor people...
I don't know quite what you get for £2.

perhhap the loos hae alondon postcode

Quote: Aaron @ July 30 2010, 9:48 PM BST

I make sure I go when I have the chance

Precautionary pees are very bad for bladder control - the more often you go the more often you will need to.

I hate the ones where you "have to" tip the toilet attendant. They sit within ear shot, so it's kind of understandable, but can't they just move the chair a bit further away?

Quote: DaButt @ July 30 2010, 8:39 PM BST

I landed at an airport in Berlin late one evening and found myself "in distress" and raced through the empty terminals in search of a restroom. I finally found one and the damned thing was blocked by a turnstile that required a 1-euro coin. I'd just flown in from the UK and didn't have anything but pounds and dollars and couldn't speak a word of German to the woman who was mopping the floor. I finally waved a handful of foreign cash at her and did the "I'm going to poop on your floor" dance before she relented and let me through.

I repaid her kindness by making rude noises for several minutes. I was so embarrassed that I didn't leave the stall until she'd finished cleaning and left the room.

Oh, and LOL.

Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2010, 9:59 PM BST

perhhap the loos hae alondon postcode

Probably. :)
Have you spilt something sticky on your keyboard?

Quote: Timbo @ July 30 2010, 10:03 PM BST

Precautionary pees are very bad for bladder control - the more often you go the more often you will need to.

Doing fine so far...

...wait 'til you're my age!

Here's a very high price for poo.

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I'd happily pay a few quid to drop it down a toilet though.

That's a rip-off for any single-series of a sitcom.

Well I'd feel ripped off paying half of that for that crap :), in fact half it again and I'd still feel pretty miffed.

I think you all should start of a new revolutionary movement and storm the barricades at Hammersmith with slogans like "give piss a chance" and "make stool, not war".

Quote: David Carmon @ July 30 2010, 11:28 PM BST

Here's a very high price for poo.

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I'd happily pay a few quid to drop it down a toilet though.

I'm waiting for the sequel- 'Big Top Poo'.

They've made that, it's called Last of the Summer Wine - Series 31.

It is annoying that we should be made to pay to use a toilet, and it is bizarre that the poorest sections of society should be discriminated against in this fashion. If you're wealthy, you can afford to poo anywhere.

When in the West End, I use hotel loos. They don't seem to mind.

I can understand having to pay to use the loo because it pays for them to be cleaned in public places... however it annoys me when the assistant then asks for money too!

I had a terrible need for one at Fulham and that was 20p... I'd never been so glad to find 20p in my purse as I did that day.

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