INTERNET COMEDY PHENOMENON JOHNNY TITTER IS IN A MEETING WITH A PROSPECTIVE AGENT.
AGENT:
Ah Mr Titter I've just been on your website, so you are an actor, comedian and a writer... all three in one eh? (CHUCKLES) very versatile indeed.
JOHNNY:
Scroll down.
AGENT:
Oh I see
SCROLLS DOWN FOR AN EXTREMELY LONG TIME WHILE STARING AT JOHNNY OCCASIONALLY WITH A QUIZZICAL EXPRESSION
Well that is a most impressive list of self accreditations I must say.
JOHNNY:
So are you interested in representing me?
AGENT:
Well mr Titter, I'm very interested in finding the next Comedy Internet phenomenon, and on page seven of the introduction on your website it says exactly that.
JOHNNY:
The internet never lies.
AGENT:
Well I'd love to see some of your work, which are the best websites that I should peruse?
JOHNNY:
Well there's the BCG
AGENT:
BCG?
JOHNNY:
Oh you must know it, It's like Chortle without the attitude.
AGENT:
It's not ringing a bell.
JOHNNY:
Yes the BCG, the number one comedy site in the world, It's got information on over 3 million sitcoms & comedy shows, writers discussion, critique forums..
AGENT:
Still not ringing any bells
JOHNNY:
It's got the fella that corrects all your punctuation & grammar.
AGENT:
Ohhh yes I know the one, the British Sitcom thingy.. well that's almost a start, what about the proper sites like Twitter & YouTube.
JOHNNY:
I have over 20 followers on both of them apart from YouTube, I think that speaks for itself.
AGENT:
And what do you specialize in, sitcom, sketches, one liners?
JOHNNY:
I specialize in everything... that's what makes me so laughable.
AGENT:
Laughable as in....
JOHNNY:
Laughing! I make the world laugh, it's a curse that many people have to bear.
AGENT:
I imagine it has been. Do you have any writing Credits?
JOHNNY:
Well if a maybe from RFTP & an Auto reply from NewsJack count, then yes.
AGENT:
Have you got anything, anything at all that we can watch on the laptop now?
JOHNNY:
Get Google up & type in Fat kid gets hit by ball.
AGENT:
Anything of yours I mean, any Comedy, that you can show me right now? make me laugh & I promise that I'll consider representing you.
JOHNNY: (after a pause)
Tell you what, If you promise to follow me on Twitter, then I'll leave right now & put back the fruit I stole from reception.
AGENT:
I like your drive Mr Titter, I like your "never say die" attitude & I like fruit so you have yourself a deal.
JOHNNY:
So I should just...
AGENT:
Oh I hoped you'd already gone.
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