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Have you suffered recently as a result of a family bereavement? Perhaps a close relation has a terminal illness and another dreaded funeral is on the horizon.
Funerals are all too often a macabre and morbid occasion, but they don't have to be. At Partyfuneral.com we can offer you a bespoke mirth filled ceremony.
We like to start off fairly low key. Our meet and greet team get the chuckle ball rolling when they offer mourners' a consoling handshake with added concealed hand buzzer.
But it's not all cheap gags with the partyfuneral.com crew. We can ramp up the hilarity with our corpse disguise option. This ranges from the more modest sneaking into the funeral parlour at night to place a false moustache on the deceased to our deluxe package - Cadaver Gender Transformation (which comes complete with extensive cosmetic surgery.)
You can just imagine the outright hysterical pandemonium when Mrs Bloggs pays her final respects to Joe, only to find he's become Josephine.
Funeral corteges are a notoriously plodding affair as mourners trundle snail-like towards church. But the Partyfuneral.com crew (some of whom are ex-military) offer a riproaring beasting as the cortege surges to its final destination. As an optional extra, we can have the hearse stereo blare out Yakety Sax as an accompaniment.
And then onto the burial. Our pallbearing team are guaranteed to raise a smile dressed in their outsized sumo suits. And just when you thought it was over, we do a little switcheroo with the vicar's ash for some bangers.
The coffin is, of course, lowered into the grave as tradition demands. But wait for it, our Partyfuneral.com team press the remote control button and, hey presto, they've just activated Grave Geyser. The stiff's soul may be hellbound but his body sure ain't as the casket surfs skywards. And you can watch replays of the whole jovial shebang (filmed by coffincam) on the bigscreen erected at the cemetery.
Partyfuneral.com. We're the guys who put the fun in funny funerals.
