Quote: sootyj @ July 28 2010, 1:05 AM BSTThere are no Nazis in Dorset.
I used to live there and twice a year we'd have Nazi hunts. Copys of Mein Kampf would be left lying around, the Horst Wessel Song would be played on giant speakers and huge pits would be baited with Nazi flavored Bockwurst.
In all my years we never caught any Nazis. Though we did capture a few members of the BNP. We released them back into the wilds of Middlesborough.
Letter in Viz a while back:
'Are grey squirrels just old red squirrels.'
Isn't there the black squirrel now as well? Bigger than the other two?
Quote: bigfella @ July 28 2010, 10:06 AM BSTIsn't there the black squirrel now as well? Bigger than the other two?
I think the black squirrel is found only in multi-cultural squirrel communities.
Quote: bigfella @ July 28 2010, 9:55 AM BST
As a designated bate Jew I used to wander around singing Hava Nagila and wearing a giant flashing skull cap and comedy hook nose.
Whilst the good burghers of Sturminster Newton pelted me with small changer, bacon and livid Antisemitic insults.
Quote: bigfella @ July 28 2010, 10:06 AM BSTIsn't there the black squirrel now as well? Bigger than the other two?
It's bigger because it's suffered more.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 28 2010, 10:08 AM BSTI think the black squirrel is found only in multi-cultural squirrel communities.
Arghhhhhhh we're going to die.
I went for something like this on the homepage of my (soon to be re-tooled) website. Check out the sig link if you enjoy awesomeness. And in case that's not enough for you...
Wait for the headline in the Mailexpress . . .
Thousands May Die From Black Squirrel Flu
Quote: bigfella @ July 28 2010, 10:06 AM BSTIsn't there the black squirrel now as well? Bigger than the other two?
When the grey squirrels first invaded the red squirrels sent their young to the far east to be trained, they have returned as fully qualified Ninja's (with certificates and everything).
Enoch Powell was right with his rivers of blood speech. Who knew he was talking about squirrels.
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2010, 1:16 PM BSTEnoch Powell was right with his rivers of blood speech. Who knew he was talking about squirrels.
Ah, if only Newsjack was still on!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 28 2010, 1:18 PM BSTAh, if only Newsjack was still on!
I know!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ July 28 2010, 1:18 PM BSTAh, if only Newsjack was still on!
I think Bellamy's People did a very good bit on squirrels/racism. Actually, I don't think, I know they did it.