Revised this, making it shorter, so Dan and Mark's comments maybe confusing.
INT. TELEVISION STUDIO, THE LOOSE WOMEN SET - AFTERNOON.
FOUR WOMAN SIT BEHIND A DESK IN A PANEL AS THE THEME TUNE PLAYS.
THE THEME TUNE WINDS DOWN AS WOMEN 1 INTRODUCES THE SHOW.
WOMAN 1
Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
WOMAN 2
Blah, Blah, Blah!
WOMAN 3
Blah!
WOMAN 4
Blah!
WOMAN 1
Blah!
CUT TO:
A MAN IN THE AUDIENCE APPLYING A NOOSE AROUND HIS NECK.
MAN
The title is very misleading.
END.
I think if you added really witty dialogue, the actual words you use won't be funny!
It's one of those Mitchell & Webb-esque sketches that people will really love or find it annoys their tits off.
I quite liked it but thought it was a bit long. Vernon Kay getting sexually assaulted by the whole audience after the break might have been funnier.
Dan
Nice, but as swerytd says, it's probably a bit long. You don't want to over-do a good joke.
Thanks Mark. I'm going to change it!