Hello from sunny Spain. I'm Geoff and I'm particularly interested in radio comedy although I love TV comedy as well of course.
Hi
Hello and welcome 
Welcome to the site. 
Hello.
Are you fleeing British justice?
If so I don't know if I want to talk to you no more.
Welcome Geoff. Are you one of the Surrey Hurtlejolts?
Hi there.
Good evening and welcome! Spain, that's a good one! 
Bienvenido desde Murcia. Beuna suerte. If you don't do the lingo you haven't been
here as long as eye.
Bonjour.