INT. AMERICAN BAR (BADA-BING TYPE PLACE)
MAFIOSO 1:
I hear a lot of talk.
MAFIOSO 2:
What do you hear?
MAFISOS 1:
'Bout a turf war, with those red nose f**ks from The Bronx.
MAFIOSO 2:
The Clownbeano crew.
MAFIOSO 1:
Dat's them... I hear Luigi woke up this morning.
MAFIOSO 2:
What's so odd about that? Luigi wakes up every morning, well, nine times outta ten.
MAFIOSO 1:
What about the other one time?
MAFIOSO 2:
He doesn't wake up.
MAFIOSO 1:
Ok, but this morning he woke up with a horses head in his bed.
MAFIOSO 2:
That's standard Cosa Nostra procedure.
MAFIOSO 1:
It was a pantomime horses head, though.... those Clownbeano f**ks.
MAFIOSO 2:
Will we organise a drive by on them?
MAFIOSO 1:
Nah, they've got a bulletproof clown car.
MAFIOSO 2:
Hey, I've got an idea.
MAFIOSO 1:
I'm all muthaf**kin' ears.
MAFIOSO 2:
So's Will Smith.
MAFIOSO 1 PULLS OUT A GUN AND FIRES IT POINT BLANK AT MAFIOSO 2. IT SQUIRTS HIM IN THE FACE.
