British Comedy Guide

F**k You, you French bastards

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Mark cavendish takes his fourth win in the Tour de France despite the cheating French bastards of the UCI throwing his lead-out man out of the race last week.

You stopped him getting the green jersey last year, you've done your best to do the same this year you snail-eating pricks. But get used to it an Englishman has won the most stages of the Tour this year and will be dominating the competition for this jersey for years to come.

FUCK you and your stupid yellow newspaper, you c**ts.

Ahem - and you even started this thread.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/18052/

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