You've got the poison, I've got the anti-Moat
MILES:
It's not often that I find myself genuinely angered, and I visit Coventry quite regularly, but this rap video on You Tube supporting Raoul Moat has really pickled my onion. I've decided to fight fire with fire, or in this case, a smoking hot anti-Moat rap. I've sampled popular hip hop artist Vanilla Ice to keep it real for the kids.
All right stop, collaborate and listen
Shoot at the police and you'll end up in prison
Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
When I speak to cops it's always politely
Will it ever stop, yo I don't know
When I'm offered steroids, I just say "no"
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Don't befriend Gazza 'cause it leads to a scandal
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Having ginger hair needn't lead to a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
Not killing cops is equally great
If there was a problem yo I'll solve her
You don't solve a problem with a shotgun or revolver
Be nice, nice baby
Be nice, nice baby
Now that the party is jumping
Don't shoot your ex if you've just had a dumping
Quick to the point to the point no faking
Blowing cops away, there's a law that you're breaking
Rollin', in my 5.0
Be nice to the police, that's the way you wanna go
The girlies on standby, waving just to say hi
Going to McDonalds that's what I mean by a drive by
Kept on, pursuing to the next stop
Cook yourself a steak, don't rob a fish and chip shop
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
A fishing rod, some chicken and a beer it's the bees' knees
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shooting your ex is an anti-social sign
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Cops are people too, they just rarely show it
If there was a problem yo I'll solve her
You don't solve a problem with a shotgun or revolver
Be nice, nice baby
Be nice, nice baby
Peace TFO.