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NJ: You've got the poison, I've got the anti-Moa

You've got the poison, I've got the anti-Moat

MILES:

It's not often that I find myself genuinely angered, and I visit Coventry quite regularly, but this rap video on You Tube supporting Raoul Moat has really pickled my onion. I've decided to fight fire with fire, or in this case, a smoking hot anti-Moat rap. I've sampled popular hip hop artist Vanilla Ice to keep it real for the kids.

All right stop, collaborate and listen
Shoot at the police and you'll end up in prison

Something, grabs a hold of me tightly
When I speak to cops it's always politely

Will it ever stop, yo I don't know
When I'm offered steroids, I just say "no"

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Don't befriend Gazza 'cause it leads to a scandal

Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Having ginger hair needn't lead to a felony

Love it or leave it you better gain weight
Not killing cops is equally great

If there was a problem yo I'll solve her
You don't solve a problem with a shotgun or revolver

Be nice, nice baby
Be nice, nice baby

Now that the party is jumping
Don't shoot your ex if you've just had a dumping

Quick to the point to the point no faking
Blowing cops away, there's a law that you're breaking

Rollin', in my 5.0
Be nice to the police, that's the way you wanna go

The girlies on standby, waving just to say hi
Going to McDonalds that's what I mean by a drive by

Kept on, pursuing to the next stop
Cook yourself a steak, don't rob a fish and chip shop

Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
A fishing rod, some chicken and a beer it's the bees' knees

Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shooting your ex is an anti-social sign

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Cops are people too, they just rarely show it

If there was a problem yo I'll solve her
You don't solve a problem with a shotgun or revolver

Be nice, nice baby
Be nice, nice baby

Peace TFO.

Newsrevue?

Can't do any harm Sooty, cheers for the nudge.

I liked this Gerry but it's clever rather than funny.

Quote: Will Cam @ July 22 2010, 6:58 PM BST

I liked this Gerry but it's clever rather than funny.

Cheers Will, 1/2 is better than my normal 0/2 I suppose :)

Good fun but not Newsjack.

As sootyj said, try News Revue/Treason Show.

Dan

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